First day of classes, so bittersweet.

I just got home from my first day of the new semester and I couldn't be more disappointed. I've burned all bridges with the girls I met last semester so I was optimistic about the first day because it gives me a chance to scope out fresh talent and strategically seat myself in close proximity to a few cute bitches. Not happening in this class, If I was a pig I would be disgusted by the shit that was presented for me to roll in. Disgusting girls in every chair. To make matters worse the professor is a chick too and it's a known fact female professors who  aren't good looking are the absolute worst to have. No allowed absences? Calm down Stalin, it's beneficial to all of us if I miss a day here and there. I have the rest of my classes tomorrow so hopefully the law of averages kicks in and there is some quality, because if all my classes only have homely looking chicks in them I'm taking the semester off. I need the motivation of possible future pussy I can smash to keep me coming to class.