Fuck this camel

Source "She loves graham crackers. In one palm we write down with one of these magic markers the 49ers, and on the other, the Ravens. We cover them with graham cracker so she can't see. Whichever she chooses to eat first is her pick," Bergmann said. "She picked the 49ers to win yesterday, and they did."
But just this morning Princess had a change of heart.
"She picked the Baltimore Ravens. I guess she picked the older brother," Bergmann joked of the sibling rivalry this year between brothers, John Harbaugh, head coach of the Ravens, and Jim Harbaugh, head coach of the 49ers.


Seriously, a camel now? Every year it's some new animal who can predict the Superbowl and every year it gets covered by the media, last year it was a squid now a camel. Camels are the worst, you'd be hard pressed to find a dumber looking animal. Plus they have no self respect just letting humans ride their humps throughout the desert. Such subservient animals have no place making any predictions. Get a fucking owl or elephant, something wise, then I may listen. Better yet get two cocks to fight it out, Little Jerry in purple attire and Marcelino's cock in red and gold.

PS- Wanted to find the name of Marcelino's cock but there is no way I'm typing "Marcelino's cock" in any search engine.